Hermes Trimegisto's Adventures

Bow to me!!!!

2006-02-26T08:56:00.000-08:00

Do i need to say something? :p

The Journey into the Dark Cathedral!

2006-02-20T13:58:00.000-08:00

Folk tales speak of a great and once glorious cathedral, a cathedral that no one knows where it is, a place that now is infested with the worst scum in society, were dark rituals take place to worship Uman Zathroth, Witches, Dark Monks, Hunters, Assassins, Wild Warriors, Smugglers, Ghosts, all these so called humans and creatures of the dark inhabit that place, so the folk tales say.

Me and of course Polgara and Zoxano found this place in one of our journeys, it’s a terrible, terrible place, we were under siege constantly, no one allowed us to uncover the secreat of that place, they wanted to stop us at any cost. They couldn’t we cleaned that place. Zathroth must be really angry with us now, although we couldn't find any secreats either, maybe in some other ocasion.

After, our journey toke us to the Minotaur pyramid in Darashia, where I manage to achieve my newest level.

Mintwallin!

2006-02-20T13:36:00.000-08:00

Me, Polgara and Zoxano went to Mintwallin, the Minotaurs were planning to invade Thais, and only we could save the day, mainlly because we were the only ones to know it :p.

We killed masses of Minotaurs diminishing their ranks dramactly, yet, they manage to kill Polgara, and Monster Man that went in a rescue mission to a friend.

This so called friend stole the Mastermind shield Monster was wearing, this shield belongs to my daughter Mireziba.

After hours of negotiation we got sure the bastard had the MMS, because I offered a great amount of money and items, and he wanted to trade it, funny how money can change words like “I don’t have it”, to “ok I have it”.

Well, the shield is lost, because he passed it to the Rixor guy, and he sold it! Two more asses to add to my hunt list…

What have i been up to!

2006-02-19T08:04:00.000-08:00

What have I been up to, you might ask? First, I got this new cool outfit (sexy ehm?!).

But lets get to important business, I have been kind of power gamming a bit, the new wands are just good, too bad they are so limited in range, but thanks to them I now have level 40 and always looking for more.

I also have a new magic level (53).

And I also died a couple of times (no I have no pictures of it, because I hate recalling that). First was to a hydra, I forgot to use magic shield, and after to a vampire, me and Newc decide to hunt some necros, and on the way out, I had no GFB, and we arranged a “run like little girls escape”, it turned out wrong, and we both got blocked by a unexplainable amount of monsters and died. So never try to “run like little girls” in a tomb.

I also made new friends that now quitted *mad*, at least I got the chance to hunt ancient scarabs with him once.

I also hunted Hydras in a massive scale with Polgara, Zinina and Cristophe.

Bought some new equipment like crown legs and crow armor, also I won a vampire shield and a royal helmet among other prizes from a 2^nd place in the Christmas decoration contest.

I moved out from Edron, sold my house to Harmonian Guard, and moved to the guild house in Port Hope, but since I spend most of my time in Ankrahmun, I bought there a little house with two beds, so now I am using both my guild house room, and my house in Ankrahmun.

I think that summarizes it (really summarized).

Until the next time.

Hi all!

2006-02-16T13:25:00.000-08:00

I know what most of you might think since i haven't updated this curse little corner for sooooo long, but no, this blog ain't dead yet, the problem is that i have been freaking busy in real-life *cough* extreme lazyness *cough*, also i had some exams and i had to be prepared for them, all in all my work is biatching me (nothing unusual), had my life turned upside down once more (ya i rock), but i guess i am unto the track once more. So i'll be updating this blog soon enough again, and i wish you all the best for you lifes :D. So prepare yourselfs for some wacky action (manasit rox doesn't it xD)!!!

I promise to make a loooong story about my life in Harmonia this couple few months, but i'll have to find the energy, maybe in the nest few days something will pop up :p.

The Hububomber!

2005-12-10T07:33:00.000-08:00

I tryed to flee, i tryed to hide, but he cathed me, in the end, he catch us all :(!

SHOCKING NEWS!!!! A suicide present box killed innocent Harmonians in a bomb massacre!!!

Dragons again!

2005-12-10T07:19:00.000-08:00

I tryed to continued my research on dragons with little success, it's allmost like if they are hiding something from me! Me, Old Yeller and Skiny headed to Ankrahmun, to one of the many dragon lairs! We couldn't go much further then the entrance, the dragons just keept appearing, preventing us from going further, still it wasn't this time i manage to take a glimpse on a male Dragon!

Well i do have an answer to every question! "I don't know!" is a answer, right?

Dragons!

2005-11-29T13:26:00.000-08:00

Since a weeks ago, dragons have been in my mind all day. Day after day, after day, i tryed not to pay attention to this images in my mind. Yet they grew stronger every passing day. I think the Gods are trying to tell me something, and involves dragons!

I meet my father in Ankrahmun, in search for wisdom.

His advice was that i should try to know as much as i can about dragons by personal experience, so he took me to a dragon lair, in the desert.

I was amazed, how can such a gigantic creature live in the middle of the desert? By his size, i bet he weights some tons, where do they get the food? I am sure they have to eat large quantities of meet everyday, in order to survive. Where do they get the food from?

Vowobab, went for some dragons, so i could study them closely. I did marvelous discoveries.

They can breath fire waves towards any oponent, causing serious wounds, or even kill, also, they can use something similar to fire bombs, this description is the only thing that comes to my mind, since they spit a black ball, and it explodes in a fire explosion. Also their meet is very special, it seams to have the magical powers of a dragon, that eventually, anyone that eats it will absorve those powers.

Also i found out that dragons like wierd stuff :p.

Just look what they do with maces...

My reserch continued in edron, with my trustworthy friend Skiny.

Here, i discovered that these dragons are but females. I am quite positive that dragons live in lion like goups, where there is at least one male for several females, and where this male does nothing else then protecting his females and cubs, and procriate. I still don't know if they tolerate other males or not. I must adventure further into the deepts of a lair to find out such things, yet i cannot go alone, i would be killed in no time, i can't even imagine the amount of dragons that live underground in caves...

Also, dragons denotate a certain degree of inteligence, it may sound wierd, but they can talk, one can sometimes hear a tenebrous and powerfull voice saying "YOU WILL BURN!!!". Most adventures must freeze in terror after such speach, by such creature!

I'll try to find alot more about this wonderfull, yet deadly creatures!

Guess who's back????

2005-11-09T09:14:00.000-08:00

After a long sleep, that can only be cmpared to the sleeping beauty, Hermes is back, now improved with pillow face (due to hibernation)!

Of course, my rune stock was depleted, so i had to make new ones, the boredoom was back... killing rots for Soul Points, for food, for some easy and few expirience, and then the time arrived at last!
I had all the runes i could dream for (for a few hours :p). It was time to a hunt!

Dragons were chosen to be the victims!
The Edron Dragon lair was over populated, that was what Locus Horrendus told me, and he offered himself to help me controling dragon population, or soon they could attack Edron in a catastrophic way! I went there, to the lair... Locus was waiting outside...

He lured 2 dragons to the other side so i could summon old trusty Demon Skeleton, we killed those drags, and he went away in seach of other adventures (AKA sleeping).

It was only me and the Demon Skeleton (Skiny for friends).

He would engage the Dragon in battle, while i was shooting from behind, since he is immune to fire, he doesn't take so much damage... there was an issue, since he is made of bones... but dragons aren't dogs either...

After a while, hurray... i leveled.

Just look that smile on Skiny's face... err... skull (doesn't he look sexy with that zombyarmsinfront look?)

Just look how he manage to trap the dragon in that corner, so that i wouldn't get hurt, i just love these brainless summons.

This is a pissed off dragon, yet, he didn't use his best attack with fire (luckly).

In here the dragon was trying to escape, of course he didn't manage to do so.

All the dragons were dead, i had a good loot to sell, and my bed was waiting for me again (this time not for hibernation :p).

Farewell.

FOOTBALL!!!!!

2005-10-21T14:24:00.000-07:00

Well what can i say, FOOTBALL ROCKS!!!!! *waves flag*
I was bored to death outside my house and Sorcerer Lohor appeared to a visit.
Quickly we built a small football pitch WITH FISHES *shocking terror*, making the goal line.

Well, 1st game, i got totally owned, Lohor skills in football are like the skills of Mysticfighter to be an anoying person... so her skills are great! *giggles*

Shortly after, Hubu payed me a visit, and found us playing, he also joined the "championship", i went to referee and he faced "Maradona" Lohor, the outcome is most... exagerated... to say the least, 10-0 for Lohor...

Now it was my turn, it was my time to face the dreaded beast...

My back started to hurt from picking the ball so many times from past the goal line...
It went to 8-0... and then... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8-1 IN YOUR FACE LOHOR!!!!!!!!!111ONE111!!!

It ended 10-1. *mad*

After this lesson in football, me and Hubu kindly refused to continue playing (we were getting beaten real hard there, hehehe!).

My Father!

2005-10-21T13:49:00.000-07:00

My father is a great person, there are no words to describe the feelings i have for this man. He's wise, noble, nice, funny, and eloquent.
It passed so long since we last saw eachother face to face, and enjoyed some time (like the old times) together! Needless to say that this won't be a glorious adventure, killing everything in sight. No this is a Hymn to my father!

As you all know i am living is Kazordoon at the moment, the dwarf city, that's where my father resides! He was raised in Ab'Dendrial, the glorious elf city. He is elf in powers, and wisdom, and a dwarf in heart, yet he is human.

I could tell you storys, of so many troubles he saved me from, how many advices he gave me, how many times he took me to adventures! Oh the memories... And here is where this night started, with memories, talking about memories, past memories, present events, and future wishes, of course we also had some jokes in the middle, if that wouldn't happen it wouldn't be normal. I leave here some pictures that catched that night!
Enjoy!

This is where he leaves to sleep near the depot, and gives me his bed to sleep in :').

Thanks for being who you are dad!
I love you! :')

Friends!

2005-10-13T06:47:00.000-07:00

Friends, no one can live without them, that applyes to any mortal... and to me :p.
This was a day where i saw many friends, i am i glad for that, i saw Polgara, Onehunglo (AKA Vowobab), and Auron Von Hellsinger (AKA Newc).

As you already know, i am currently living in kaz, i do not have a house there, so i sleep near the depot of that town, in the grown, it's a bit unconfortable, but i'll survive.
As soon i awake, i headed to the mines, i heard that some hostile dwarfs were planning a rebelion, so i was going there to reduce their numbers a bit.
As soon as i went trought the first hole i saw Auron, i became shoocked, i haven't seen him for ages. After a chit-chat, we dicided to face the dwarfs together in combat, and we did. We went to the mines, and they fell one by one.

We manage to delay the revolt a bit more.
But, latter that night, i heard news, that the rebels were grouping, i informed Polgara of it, and she quickly rushed to my side. We quiclky headed to the rebels main camp, the news i received was that the main attack would come from there.

We saw so many dead beast that we thought we were too late. But we were wrong. Their forces, outnumbered us, but with couraged we faced one by one, and we manage to decimate the main attacking force.

This poor bastard thought that attacking me from the back would turn into any effect, he got killed :p.

After many battles, we came to a lake, deep underground, but that lake wasn't natural, althought i could see remains of a fishing spot there, i wonder what these dwarfs plan...

Well, after all this action, we went back to Kazordoon, a bit further from the city gates, i Found Vowobab, my father, under the form of Onehunglo.

We spent the rest of the night near the Depot, arasing and annoyng young travelers :p, we make an evul team on that.

See you all next time!

My Boots of Haste!!!! MINE!!!!!!!

2005-10-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

Having sons is always a problem... first they come asking for money, then for hunts, etc. They just ask, ask, ask... Jumping around like little elfs: "can i?", "can i?", "can i?".

Well this was one of those days, not that i didn't enjoy it, it was fun for a change, in fact i enjoyed it so much, that i decided to share this story with you all. It started as a hunt, and ended up with a lire broken in my son's head, and i grounded him in bed :p. Yes, yes, i know i am evil :p.

So here it goes:

Night, cold one, i could hear the wolves greating the full moon, was a creepy night, me and Sun were wet, dirty and almost hypotermic, first thing we saw was the entrance to the Cyclopian City, the dread Cyclopolis, in all it's dimension. We could choose another place to stay, but i mean, the closest thing we had was a hunter's camp (they shoot everything that moves, and have some nice remarks like "Guess who we are hunting?", warm welcome ehm?!), and a cemetary (a good place to spend the night, if you are into dark rituals... i am not :p). So we entered Cyclopolis, we were greeted by several Cyclops and some dwarfs, we liked that warm welcome so much that we decided to give them a warm "thank you" as well.

We had a tiny fire devil with us, they are good to light fire camps to wet adventures, but back to the story. We were searching a place to spend the night, and we searched for it for quite some time.

Finally, we found a place to stay, we rested until sunlight...

In the morning, we had to avoid all the corpses we left from last night, and it's not an easy task, i mean, try finding a passage in the middle of dozen, gigantic, cyclopian dead bodys, it's a tiredsome task.

Eventually we manage our way into the montain pass, from there it's a jump until Edron's city, and it started, those deadfull words, that unspeakeble sentence, that horrid true... "Can i????"
"Can i try your boots of haste with my new great haste spell???".
"Sure.", i said.

I lend then to him, and we continued our trip.

We arrived at the city bridge, he stayed there making some runes, while i went to sell some loot we had last night. I casted haste, and i was out of there!

After a while i received a messege from him, saying that he left my boots of haste, at my door's house, and that he was fishing. When i got there i found this:

Funny ehm? you haven't seen nothing yet...

He was fishing a bit north to my house, therefor i decided to prepare a trap to him, i started placing the trap, with gold coins, yes gold coins, also i used some kick ass camouflage, he never saw it comming.

What can i say, i am a genius, IT WORKED!!!!

In here he got away trought the window -.-:

AND ALSO NICKED MY BLUE ROBE!!!!!!!!
Then, he turned into an evil leperchon

I shoot him down, in hope madness would go away, but it was of no use.

He disapeared, i could track him down to Cormaya.

I found him at his house, with both my blue robe, and my boots of haste.

He tryed my blue robe... and wiped his ass with it -.-, great one more bill, the laudry shop owner must be rich cause of me -.-.

After some VERY mature negotiations...

... i got my stuff back, and we played some music...

... right after that, i broke the lire i was playing, in his head for nothing else but sweet REVENGE!!!!!!!
And i growded him in bed!!!!

Hope you liked this *cough* short *cough* story xD.
Until the next time!!!

The Ghouls cave!

2005-10-07T08:08:00.000-07:00

After some more training where i got more expirienced while facing monsters,

i decided to leave those caves, i already knew all the gloomy corners, and the stench of rotworm's carcass was already unbeareble.

After i reached for the sun light, news came to my ears that outside the safe walls of the city of Edron, passing the mountain pass, there was a cave where undead creatures abides, i couldn't belive this. Undead? So near to our town? I had to see it with my own eyes. I gather some food from my house, picked up my best sword and shield and headed to that cave. The cave was deep into the montain, i had to struggle to find a narrow passage that lead to a hole, i went down...

The following minutes i was so shoked that i can't describe what my eyes saw, immidiatly after i climbed down the hole with my trusty old rope, 3 skeletons started to attack me, i wasn't ready, they started hurting me right away, i quickly draw my sword and they fell one after another, after some seconds, they where all a pile of bones.

Exploring the cave i found a lake, no fish are in those waters, probably those waters were corrupted by the undead, in the middle of the lake there was a stone with a book upon it, i tryed to reach it, but it was impossible, maybe in the future i'll find a way to reach it.

I found another hole a bit further, i went down, again i was shocked, two Ghouls and a skeleton, heading towards me, i draw my fire sword again, and i burned them to death, a ghoul manage to bit me, and i felt my life being drain, like if i would lose my soul.

After a carefull look, i realised i was in an ancient cemetery. How old is it? What is it doing here? While those questions where in my mind i felt movement in my back. A Ghoul!!! I could almost felt his rotting flesh around my neck. I turned and with a swing of my sword, i cut his head off.

A minute later, another ghoul comes out of another grave, i quickly rushed into him, and killed him before he even realises it.

In the center of this cemetery, there was another hole, i went down, 3 ghouls rushed upon me, i thouhght i would die. Must have been Eris protecting me there, i killed 2 of them right away, the one that was left, was no match for my sword!! He died.

After this, i left those caves, and headed home wondering what evil was at work in that cave.

For now, those questions will have no answer, i have to train and meet Citara Hiavana, my daughter, in Kazordoon, the dwarf city, as soon as possible.

Now that i think of it, how can i kill something that is already dead? Maybe i purifyed them? Maybe... My fire sword has a burning blade, maybe that fire is sacred in some way, i have to reasearch a bit more about this weapon, maybe it contains powers yet unknown to me.

The Knight!

2005-10-01T08:53:00.000-07:00

From time to time, even a powerfull, good looking, sexy Master Sorcerer like me, may stump into a question: "Am i really fit to be a Sorcerer?".
Well it happened to me. What happened? You might ask, well i made an oath, i will never buy runes for hunting, and so, my life became preatty dull, i spend more time manasitting then hunting.

This is where destiny reveals itself, Hermes Trimegisto, the Mercurius ter Maximus, and also know as Ibis of Thot, encarnated as a Knight to roam the land, Endovelicus is my name.
Here follows some pictures of what i have been doing:

Training.

More training.

Drinking mana fluids, like if there was no water left on the world, wich makes our mind foggy, and makes us cast ligth spells in places full of light... go figure...

Running away from Old Yeller when he gets horny...

Meeting friends and family.

Receiving expensive gifts from my rich sister XD. (I clearlly got much sexier using that armor :p). Thanks again sister.
P.S. Althought the messege says it's "noble armor", it was a knight armor, the noble is the armor i was wearing at the time.

And blocking, actually, i discovered that blocking is something i really like to do, althought i am still a bit unexpirienced with it, but practise makes perfect.

I think i'll continue as a knight for a long period now. Bow to the new Hermes, Endovelicus is here to declare war against the foul evil that torments Harmonia. (This is where all evil should run in fear to some deep gloomy hole in no man's land :p.)

Until the next Time!!!!

The Zoo!

2005-09-13T07:58:00.000-07:00

It was a sunny day, and me my sister Blamina, and her husband Hubu, where trying to aquire some sun tan, while making some runes outside my door.

Suddenly, my sister got the magic words all mixed up, and turned into a badger, that was hilarious, and besides, it gave us the idea of creating a Zoo, we start summoning exotic animals from all around the world (yes a pig is exotic, it has a... errr... exotic smell...), of course we choosed only harmeless animals, i don't like the idea of having my leg being used as a chewing gum by some crocodile or tiger...
While we where performing the sacred and most secreat summoning rituals (my sister was still a badger XD) Xeminus Shannara appeared, and seams we just made a new friend :D (i think he is my neighboor from across the street, i am not sure yet).

The problem arised when was time to feed the animals, Hubu, Blamina and Xeminus just disapeared like if they were running from Orshabaal, leaving me with a "hot potatoe" in hands, now where will i get food for this zoo????!!!!!

Exploring Cyclopolis!

2005-08-23T18:10:00.000-07:00

Me and my son, Sun Magican, decided to explore Cyclopolis, the 1st floor at least. Cyclopolis is a underground city, built by Cyclops, althout all kind of creatures live in there, Dwarfs, Orcs, Minotaurs, Elfs, Fire Elementals, Dragons, legend also speaks of very powerfull beast in the deepts of the Dungeon, a giadantic beast called Behemot.

Well, since we where going to explore only the 1st floor, the creatures we would find were dwarfs, orcs, minotaurs and cyclops.

Shortly after a quick search in my backpack, to see if i wasn't missing anything for our adventure, we started our journey.

As soon as we entered the dungeon, my son summoned a Fire Devil from the abyss, to aid us on our hunt, and he got more experienced in the management of the arcane arts.

I also summoned 2 monks, separeated of course, they heal so fast, that they are almost invincible.

After a while my son decided to summon a tarantula, and the result was... we had to get rid of it, it was far a worthless animal on that place, it was always on my way, when trying to take cover from heavy damage.

Also i also stumped into the Fire Devil, nothing a good kick can't handle...

Well here are some pictures of that hunt, we got home filled with gold, valuable weapons and armors:

Until the next time...

2005-08-22T18:11:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered who is the Sorcerer's best friends??? No, not monks, the answer are rotworms, they are easy to kill, they give maces and swords, wich can be sold, besides they also give money and a large amounts of food to munch meanwhile.

Yes, it was a day dedicated to rotworms, i killed a few, made a nice amount of money and some runes while i was down in their cave in Edron.

After such a tiredsome hunt, i went to fishing a bit to relax, i grabed my fishing rod, some worms, and the fishes, just didn't stop jumping off the water, it was a nice fishing, relaxing mainly (that means i sleept alot), i stayed there until sunset.

After, the fishing, i returned home, it was just a few steps away from my favorite fishing spot. I decided to stay awake at my door house, being bitten by mosquitos and making some runes, until late night.

I decided to redecorate my house!

2005-08-22T11:30:00.000-07:00

Some days ago i decided to rearange my house decoration, i placed all weapons on the left side of the house, above the beds, the altar to Eris, remained at the same place, bottom part of the house, and my working desk and runes moved to the left side of the house, i have the feeling that the house looks brighter now, i got so happy after seing the result, that i placed two red tapestrys outside the door, needless to say they got nicked...

2005-08-22T04:51:00.000-07:00

Hello, i am Hermes Trimegisto, i live in Harmonia, where i have all my adventures. I am a proud member of The League of Dynamic Discord. You can see info about this guild here www.dynamicdiscord.com. I'll be publishing my adventures in here at least weeklly.

P.S. this was my 1st post, so i didn't know what to say. Soon this will be running.